Hey, kids, have you ever wondered what vault you’d live in? Would you make it into the spacious, well-stocked bunkers? Well, The-Honeybadgr did the hard work for us and gathered her list–with details–on each host’s home-sweet-home.
Up first was BlackLightOni, assigned Vault 108; but, instead of dear old Gary, it’s Badgr.
Only Badgr.
Besides the tom-foolery, someone actually made it sad by throwing in the idea of the clones being synths. But it must be said that Oni would still care for them just the same: With love and lots of written directions.
Next up was Soda-Pop with Vault 13. This was specifically when the Death Claws were intelligent. Of course, Soda brought up the concerns of procreation and if his only options were Death Claws or if there were also humans.
Yes, the conversation devolved into the morality of interbreeding with Death Claws.
Hiro was assigned the hell that is Vault 56, where the entertainment tapes are only of the comic Tom Green, known for “Freddy Got Fingered.”
Needless to say, Vault-Tec did not make this one with Hiro’s comfort in mind. Hiro, in the spirit of “Sharing is Caring,” made sure to elaborate on the…movie. If we weren’t for adult audiences before, let’s just say we earned that rating with his details.
Last but not least was Chieftain. What vault was the thirsty producer of Laggin’ Out assigned?
Vault 68: 999 inhabitants are men with one woman.
I don’t think there’s a more poetic way to wrap this article up, so I propose we enjoy our Nuka Cola and watch the fireworks.
Other Topics Discussed on This Live…
- DEATH THREATS OVER STELLER BLADE
- MAY GAME RELEASES
- FORMER ELDER SCROLL DEVS MAKING SEQUEL TO DAGGERFALL
- ONI’S YOMI: THE (S)CREW CLOSING SEGMENT
- Safety Brief w/ BlackLightOni and Hiro
To see the Live stream, check out the following link. The Vault-Tec topic begins around the 2 hour 40 minute mark. (BTW, this was a long stream, so have snacks ready).
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