Every week, the talented and lovely Kaori shows us what she’s done with the LagginOut crew in her AI photos. We’re supposed to be looking at the outfits, theme, and whatever else that little fox-eared head spent time putting together. And we do.
Right after somebody asks, “Wait. Did Infamous’ tits get bigger again?”
At this point, we’re expecting it before the slide is even up on the screen.
The Louisville photo looked innocent enough. All of the ladies of LagginOut in Cardinals jerseys, everybody fits in the frame, and most importantly, you can still read the team name. I’d like to formally congratulate Infamous’ jersey on surviving that photoshoot. It had no idea the stress test it was about to be put through.
Then there’s the Halo image. There’s me in full armor holding a firearm the size of a small car (a feat for even my 5’2” self), and somehow Infamous blue hologram of Cortana is still what gets us talking. Hell, she’s giving Dr Manhattan’s full frontal a run for its money, and she’s fully dressed. She’s made of light. You’d think that would give the AI less to work with not more. Bravo, Infamous.
And then Kaori gave us Fauna.
Look, there’s a deer, a gold staff, a whole Roman temple, and some beautiful work on the dress. I did eventually notice the deer.
The best part is how long we’re going to pretend we’re continuing to discuss the image like adults. (Hint: We quit some time ago.) At this rate, Kaori’s getting to the point of giving each one of them their own zip code. Give it another week and one of us is going to ask which one Pluto orbits.
I’m not sure what Kaori puts in the prompt, but at this point I’d like to see what happens if she types “same as last week” and leaves the room.
We have a fair amount of fun with these every week, and Kaori deserves credit for how much work she puts into the slides. Between the themes, each of us getting a character, and the little details, we appreciate the entertainment and a chuckle. Then we spend half the segment talking about Infamous’ boobs. Sorry, Kaori. The deer really was lovely.
Anyway, Kaori, if you’re doing another group shot this week, go ahead and zoom out. Some of us would still like to be in it. And while I have you, keep doing what you’re doing in keeping mine realistic and don’t get any ideas about my ass. I’d like to keep both cheeks in the same zip code.
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